Ralph

 

 

 

 

 

“Nothing’s ever happened since I’ve been here, no sirree!”

I have been working at the museum for the past 40 years.  I am 5′ 4″, weigh 250 pounds and am a white-haired (and a bit balding) male.  I don’t really want to admit it, but because of my weight, I cannot do up the center button of my uniform, and just try to hide it with my tie.  Nevertheless, I am very proud in the work that I do and I make sure to take extra caution when I am guarding the museum.  I have two children and one 3 year old grand-daughter whom I keep pictures of in my wallet– want to see them?

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